@TheOneTrueDisco: Babies cry so that we can remember where we left them.
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@Parkerlawyer: My husband let me sleep in late and then made me pancakes. Someone please let Dateline know my death was absolutely premeditated.
@internetluke: [shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?