@Bahstonlady: Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store.
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@MakesYouGiggle: Yes I delete tweets when they don't live up to my expectations. Just be glad I don't have kids.
@DamienFahey: I get more excited seeing my luggage on a baggage carousel than I do seeing a person I know.