@daemonic3: Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average
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@KalvinMacleod: BOSS: you're fired ME: is it because I won't take no for an answer? BOSS: no ME: is it because I won't take no for an answer?
@rantingmd: googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
@robdelaney: Need special medicine for our son’s kidneys but we can’t afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(