@jwoodham: Backseat drivers are the worst. They're always like "the light is red!" and "don't text and drive!" and "oh god, I think that was a person!"
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@ryanqnorth: Technically, everyone owns at least one skeleton, and they all sleep with it in their bed
@jonnysun: even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults
@ClichedOut: HER: hey, do u come here often? ME: all the time HER: do u know if the bartender is single?