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@werehedgehog: Bae: Come over.
Romeo: Can't. You're a Capulet, I'm a Montague.
Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over.
Romeo: Also, you're 13.

Bae: Come over.
Romeo: Can’t. You’re a Capulet, I’m a Montague.
Bae: Deny thy father and refuse thy name; come over.
Romeo: Also, you’re 13.

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