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@Brianhopecomedy: *bakes 12 cookies*

*waits for family to come home*

*eats 12*

*family arrives*

5 year old: "I SMELL COOKIES!"

"Weird! Here's a salad."

*bakes 12 cookies*

*waits for family to come home*

*eats 12*

*family arrives*

5 year old: “I SMELL COOKIES!”

“Weird!  Here’s a salad.”

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