@mulegirl: Baltimore's chief export seems to be artisanal crime narrative.
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@BobTheSuit: CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: "U2's New Album"
@McKnightyBoo: It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore
@causticbob: I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again.
@ABurgerADay: Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to use knockout gas or whack me over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.