@mulegirl: Baltimore's chief export seems to be artisanal crime narrative.
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@juneohara65: I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee.
@david8hughes: There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.