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@0point5twins: BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It's sm-

ME: I'm just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone.

BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It’s sm-

ME: I’m just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone.

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