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@XplodingUnicorn: [Barney the purple dinosaur comes on TV]

3-year-old: I hate this show.

Me: What's wrong with it?

3-year-old: He never eats anybody.

[Barney the purple dinosaur comes on TV]

3-year-old: I hate this show.

Me: What’s wrong with it?

3-year-old: He never eats anybody.

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