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@AngelaEhh: Bartender: What can I get you?

Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll?

Bartender:

Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me?

Bartender:

Me: Beer.

Bartender: What can I get you?

Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll?

Bartender: 

Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me?

Bartender: 

Me: Beer.

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