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@SuperTeeWhy: [Bar]
"Two long necks please"

Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just-

Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down

[Bar]
“Two long necks please”

Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just-

Giraffe’s wife: Cliff, he didn’t mean anything by it please sit down

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