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@DillDoes: [Bar]
"What'll you have"
Scotch
"You want it neat"
No thanks
*bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky*
Thanks

[Bar]
“What’ll you have”
Scotch
“You want it neat”
No thanks
*bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky*
Thanks

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