@cathisamazing: Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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@CAshmanActor: *God inventing raccoons* God: Hehe.. this'uns my lil bandit Dude, u ok? God: Ima give him a lil mask Get some sleep God: He'll rob stuff lol
@SondraDeeMe: [Skype] ME: Finally I see your face and wow. HIM: [naked] Where are you?! ME: Starbucks. Wanna meet a few friends? They like your tweets.