@cathisamazing: Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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@JediGigi: *eats pizza out of box in bed *falls asleep *wakes up next to leftover pizza Voila! Breakfast in bed!
@ljoywilliams: Seriously hackers, y'all gotta do better. I don't need leaks from HBO, I need my student loan balance reduced to $12
@TheGabbieShow: that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup