@Cnelson019Carol: Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet .
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@shutupmikeginn: Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, "Now thats-a spicy meatball!" people will learn not to ask you things.
@DamienFahey: If the car behind me honks while waiting for my parking space at the mall, I turn off my car and visibly start a rubik's cube.
@Chumpstring: [cop car jeopardy] Me: confiscated items for $200 Alex: this green p- Me: what is marijuana? Alex: yes Cop: be quiet back there Me & Alex: k