@Cnelson019Carol: Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet .
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@cray_at_home_ma: Get married and have kids so that you can be woken up at 4:56 am on a Saturday by someone asking what the opposite of "J" is.
@DonKinderknecht: I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-(
@timdonakowski: Do you sell bloodpants? "Nope" Shitpants? "Nope" Droolpants? "Nope" Sweatpants? "Right this way..."
@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday.