@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.
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@iamspacegirl: *ring* Mrs. Rabbit: Hello? Mr. McGregor: Your kid's in my yard again. Mrs. Rabbit: Oh i'm so sorry, is he- Mr. McGregor: yea he's naked