@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.
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@ninjadinosaur1: 'They'll be searching for days!' I giggle as I leave 'sorry bout the damage notes' on random cars at the Costco
@s_cLaN07: My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.
@Parkerlawyer: Waiting on this storm is like waiting on your mom to get home when you're in trouble. You know she's pissed, you just don't know HOW pissed
@cravin4: To inspire all the wonderful women of Twitter I'm sending you all good vibes today. Tomorrow I will ship the batteries.