@SwedishCanary: Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet.
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@snowmedia: My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says"Daddy, you did it!" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out.
@KentWGraham: I’m glad humans don’t do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I’m Germish.
@shutupmay: she died as she lived: screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ANY OF YOUR SCREENWRITERS EVER MET A HUMAN WOMAN?????" at her computer screen
@justabloodygame: *scrawls note on deserted isle* TRAPPED ON ISLAND! HELP ME! *sends off in bottle* *it returns, months later, with reply* NEW BOTTLE WHO DIS?