@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.
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@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@thepunningman: Dr "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" Patient "Good" Dr "You have 6 months to live" P "What's the bad news!?" Dr "...in dog years"
@stanleybehrman: Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life.