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@david8hughes: [bday party]
Mum: happy birthday son
Me: wow that's a huge cake!
Mum: its full of bees
Me: what
Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese

[bday party]
Mum: happy birthday son
Me: wow that’s a huge cake!
Mum: its full of bees
Me: what
Mum [backing away]: I said it’s cream cheese

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