@causticbob: be careful out there! #FiftyShadesOfGrey
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@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.
@NervousJr: When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams.
@Donna_McCoy: You think a person loves you and then they up and bring a grocery store cake to your birthday party.
@briancthayer: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target.