@causticbob: be careful out there! #FiftyShadesOfGrey
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@samfromks: Wife: Why the hell did you buy a buffalo? Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
@Shanehasabeard: Home buying tips: -Up & coming area = Murders -Good for young professional = Cheap bc of murders -Open layout = See murders from the kitchen
@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.