@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there
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@illuminatedwndr: cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: "do you know y i pulled u over?" Me: "because Batman is catching all the criminals"
@dubstep4dads: [using ouija board] R2...L2....L1....R2...LEFT...DOWN... "what the hell?" [everyone is suddenly carrying like 8 different guns]
@MichaelGoffLA: Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions.