@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there
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@ipalatsky: An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with.
@BBQJones28: I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them.
@iwearaonesie: dad: Hand me that Phillips screwdriver me: *looking* dad: Isn't that a Phillips beside you? me: It says "Craftsman" dad: me: Are you crying?
@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.