@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there
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@RefractReality: I have a feeling his life would have gone in a different direction had his name been Kanye East.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
@murrman5: [wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]