@envydatropic: Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election
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@wickedsuga: I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life.
@Shock_Monster: I'm no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world's energy woes.
@IvyelleWright: Him: "I killed the spider for you. He suffered." Me: ( slowly turns around in swivel chair) "Splendid."