@envydatropic: Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election
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@botandy: Sitting with 7 y/o in garden. "Let's go outside" he says. He appears to be referring to a dimension I cannot see.
@TheNaique: Every time a magician graduates from his school and throws his hat in the air at the convocation, PETA sues him for cruelty to rabbits.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1924. Franz Kafka died after a surrealistically charged life which should have its own adjective. Kafkastic? Kafkable?