@jakob_huber: Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away.
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@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
@FilthyRichmond: People are so nosy, always asking me what I just injected into their neck. Don't worry about it!