@jakob_huber: Be original. Don't just walk up to a girl in a bar. Pay bouncers to clear a path & cartwheel up to her. If rejected casually cartwheel away.
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@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
@LinajkReturns: You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic.
@ohpegah: [playing with a Ouija board with my dog] Board: B A L L Me: I know that's you moving it! Stop! Board: T R E A T S
@shesananteater: One day I'm gonna go to work without my glasses and they're gonna be like, "Who's that hottie?" and I'm gonna be like, "WHO IS SAYING THAT?"