@JustCallMeFrank: Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions.
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@DamienFahey: "VROOM VROOM! VROOM VROOM VROOM! SCREECH!" - Entire script for Fast and the Furious 6
@ocourtneyno: When you accidentally type "me" instead of "my" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Apparently "Which one?" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
@KyleMcDowell86: *puts a picture of Roger Rabbit in a picture frame* I did it. I framed Roger Rabbit.