@JustCallMeFrank: Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions.
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@SoFarFetchd: "You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
@Love_bug1016: What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
@catlikethiefx0: The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell.
@hazelmotes1: Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*