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@DaddyWaffles: Beards are a privilege, not a right
@Huntermoore: Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face
@Tmoney68: How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?
"Sir, this is a liquor store."
@Tbone7219: The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk.
@KalvinMacleod: CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity?
ME: no thank you
SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice
@RobertJrDowney: I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.