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@facciabella: Because you can't hang up in person.
@gorrdano: McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's "I'm a slave for you" before ordering.
@BadassBarbie11: Chicken Pot Pie sounds like a delicious 3 course meal.
@Black__Elvis: I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens.
@heidi420x: Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still.
"The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"
"sorry it's permanent"