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Her: omg don't stop
Me: what was that?
Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop
@shariv67: You can blame those "meddling kids" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost.
@mommajessiec: Me: “Guys, we are leaving in 5 minutes.”
7yo: “Do I need to wear shoes?”
[4 minutes later]
7yo: “What about pants?”
@realbjdunne: me: help! that guy stole my identity!
also me: no i didn't
@LolaLuvsLollies: I'm sorry I said "sorry about your eyebrows" when you showed me your wedding photos
@itsa_talia: when i end emails with
it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia.