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@dafloydsta: [bedtime]

SON: Can you leave the light on?

ME: So it'll be easier for the monsters to find you?

SON: What?

ME: What?

[bedtime]

SON: Can you leave the light on?

ME: So it’ll be easier for the monsters to find you?

SON: What?

ME: What?

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