@E_lok44: Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen.
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@DomesticGoddss: Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7.
@Bob_Heller: Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight.
@dankashane20: I want to get a medical bracelet that says, "Shy" so I can I just hold it up during social situations.
@bornmiserable: "Where do escalators come from?" "Well, when an Escalade and an alligator love each other very much..."