@krishna_van: Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now.
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@juskewitch: The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I've ever heard are things I've said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike.
@robfee: I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner
@papasuncle: My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml.
@cool_as_heck: ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark