@AristotlesNZ: Been rubbing this thing on my carpet for 2 hours and still nothing. How the hell do you recharge a smart car?
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@krissywillbretz: Brain: stop eating! Me: why B: you'll get fat M: so? B: there's only enough vodka to catch a buzz on an empty stomach! M: oh *stops eating*
@IamSoffWilliams: We all have that special someone in our lives that we wish would get run over by a truck.
@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.