@nihilist_arbys: Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap
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@Rollinintheseat: My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.
@aka_fatman: Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: "The Notebook" was an overrated film.
@TheBigBatman: During childbirth the pain is so great that a woman almost knows what it's like for a man to have the flu.
@luckyshirt: The World: "It is officially impossible for any of this to make less sense than it does now." McCain: "Hold my alligator."