@nihilist_arbys: Before arbys gets sucked into the sun with the rest of the earth and everything you've ever known or loved, please come eat some of our crap
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@buckweiser13: I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want.
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@liv_thatsme: person: don’t worry. having sex is like riding a bike. *remembering lying in several ditches on the side of the road throughout my life* me: OH SHIT.
@Lerky: WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW