@CloydRivers: If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science.
@UNTRESOR: "His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Eminem first draft
@BruceForce: Guys, I'm officially having sex tonight so please don't disturb me between 9.30 and 9.31
@shwebby3: Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term?
Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*
@SaddestTiger: sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
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