@Julian_Deane: Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married.
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@EndhooS: Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
@_GoldieLox: STOP PUTTING SIRENS IN MUSIC FOR PETE'S SAKE! I let my hair down & undid two buttons before i realized i wasn't getting pulled over!