@Cpin42: Before murdering someone ask yourself: Am I justified? Will I find forgiveness? Did I pay for the shovel in cash?
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@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met
@YeahDrewisOn: Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@jwoodham: Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.