@SeanEmeny: Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Let's try it have a nice weekend without any fighting, ok? Hub: Agreed Me: Wait, where are you going? Hub: Fishing. See you Monday
@Jarhead44: If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as "bro."
@davidkenny100: I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive