@Book_Krazy: Me: Let's try it have a nice weekend without any fighting, ok? Hub: Agreed Me: Wait, where are you going? Hub: Fishing. See you Monday

@Jarhead44: If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as "bro."

@davidkenny100: I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive

@JustCallMeFrank: Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black...

@Marcmywords2: I texted my ex, I'm at a cemetery..... wish you were here.