@SeanEmeny: Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed
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@Douchekevin: Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along.
@LouisPeitzman: This is probably going to sound really gay, but the sunset is GORGEOUS right now and I love making out with dudes.
@McNevich: Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field
@ThaJawn: Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance