@SeanEmeny: Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed
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@HomeProbably: If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends.
@daplusk: I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sit at home alone and tweet
@petemandik: I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children.