@Book_Krazy: Me: Let's try it have a nice weekend without any fighting, ok?
Hub: Agreed
Me: Wait, where are you going?
Hub: Fishing. See you Monday
@Jarhead44: If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as "bro."
@davidkenny100: I live on the edge
Her: cool
It's scary
Her: So sexy
I almost fell once
Her: Oh! You actually live..
My home insurance is so expensive
@JustCallMeFrank: Of course he's going to get re-elected, because once you go Black...
@Marcmywords2: I texted my ex,
I'm at a cemetery.....
wish you were here.
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