@SeanEmeny: Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed
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@KentWGraham: Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn’t contain?
@Brampersandon_: INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course
@Sean_Burgundy_: Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine