@Jeffwni: Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats.
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@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
@justabloodygame: Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers.
@DillDoes: *secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA" *spits* I'd rather die
@JessObsess: I tell people I'm narcoleptic so if I fall asleep when they're talking to me I don't seem rude.