@Jeffwni: Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats.
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@BlindChow: GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no…it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school
@Los01001111: *goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under
@pmann555: They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea...