@Jeffwni: Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats.
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@TheFearBoners: The only thing more boring than Lance Armstrong's interview is the Tour de France.
@A_SternMan: [interview] Your résumé says you have a "take no prisoners attitude". You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?
@daemonic3: [campfire] And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN [everyone screams in terror]