@Jeffwni: Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats.
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@fillthevacuum: *rides off into the sunset* *rides back to get SPF 50 sunblock* *rides off into the sunset*
@HomeProbably: I've just text my new girlfriend that I'm into all sorts of douchebaggery. Autocorrect clearly has a different idea on what debauchery is.