@MomofTeen: Before our first date, I texted him: Look for a tall, young, leggy brunette. I’ll be the short middle-aged blonde next to HER.
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@tigersgoroooar: Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them.
@jake_likes_naps: "Daddy will u tuck me in?:)" "Ok" *tucks him in* "Daddy sing me a song:)" "Ok" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H
@wickedimproper: My wife bought us a sex swing, and at first I was like “cool”, because I thought maybe we were getting a giant parakeet.