@LinajkReturns: Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa.
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@darksideang: My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with
@JohnFugelsang: My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.
@ilovepie84: I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled "fountain of youth" right next to him.
@BeardSpice: [God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?