@LinajkReturns: Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa.
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@edgarrants: I wish my wife's milkshakes brought the boys to the yard. I need someone to rake the leaves.
@StephJoLanders: We are teaching children there is no "i" in team, but it's way more important to teach them there's no "a" in definitely.
@katlamcglynn: Why are books the only thing advertised as "Wherever books are sold." You can't sell other stuff by saying "Wherever you get this shit, IDK"