@KarenKilgariff: Behind every YouTube star is an Ikea bookshelf
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@LuvPug: If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops
@tastefactory: DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being
@Tmoney68: Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh.