@Midgetspar: Being a "Hopeless Romantic" sounds kinda depressing. "Pull my chair out for me?" .. "I'd love to, but I've given up."
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@animadvertguy: [Crime scene on set-your-clock-back-an-hour day] INVESTIGATOR 1: Time of death? INVESTIGATOR 2: [looks at microwave...then phone] uhhm hmm
@TheTweetOfGod: When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law.
@VancityReynolds: Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.