@mommy_cusses: Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, "EAT YOUR CEREAL!" for example.
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@BuckyIsotope: KIM JONG UN: I am the angriest craziest most unstable leader in the world and I have the worst haircut DONALD TRUMP: hold my beer
@Pandamoanimum: 7am - So tired I could weep. 12pm - I would LITERALLY kill for a nap. 4pm - Is it bedtime yet? 6pm - HOW IS IT NOT BEDTIME YET? 9pm - Perkier 11pm - Hey! Why am I not feeling tired now? 12am - WIDE AWAKE 1am - Reading ‘62 facts you never knew about Harry Potter’ on the internet.