@mommy_cusses: Being a mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening in a very threatening manner. Like, "EAT YOUR CEREAL!" for example.
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@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem] "BURN THE WITCH" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH "No, Frank, at the stake" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that.
@kimtopher22: A minute, 45 seconds. How long I'll hold my hands under a restaurant faucet before I finally realize it's not motion activated.
@CruisinSoozan: Free cake in the break room and these people turn into cheetahs on a gazelle. I think Pam from Accounting died. She wasn’t strong enough.