@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.
@Breadery: Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces.
@Jarhead44: I'll give you 10 seconds to take back what you said about my wind chimes.
@Lovestained555: My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle.
@ItsAndyRyan: Writer: My biggest fear is a blank piece of paper
The Rock: I hear ya buddy
@iQuoteComedy: Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry.