@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.
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@trayofcheese: [at a boat store] Salesperson: Can i help you? Me: (acting like I know what I’m doing) yes, I’d like to see your models that float please.
@RatCasket: [ISIS cuts off some dudes heads] Whoa thats messed up you better quit it! [ISIS breaks old rocks] OKAY WE HAVE TO STOP THEM NOW.