@TheTweetOfGod: Being God means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything, really.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Based on her reaction I don't think my toddler will ever forgive me for gently wiping her face.
@Beerhaze: I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet.
@joelu72: DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?