@TheTweetOfGod: Being God means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything, really.
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@KeetPotato: sheep: "why do we all look the same?" other sheep: "it freaks me out tbh" another sheep: "i dont even know which one of us is me"
@psybermonkey: [Deli] Me: can I get a children's sub Employee: sure thi- Elon Musk: move over I got this