@CanadianCyn: Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.
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@KKAlThani: Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say "it's time to chase my dreams!" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep.
@FrakkingAwesome: The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend "you get this one, I'll get the next 1" and then never see them again and make new friends.
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
@RatBatallion: Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?