@GibJimson: Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move
@SatansTongue: Aw look he's about to say his first words! "Say dada!" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*
@thenatewolf: *Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising
@beisswrandon: If he says "you're 1 in a million" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you