@GibJimson: Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed.
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@roxiqt: [Someone is rude to me] ME: "Oh well." [Someone is rude to my friend] ME: *frantically googling for spells that turn people into crabs*
@panmidwest: JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?
@SamuelHLowe: - I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!