@pmarca: Best observation on financial markets that anyone has ever made or will ever make:
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@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.
@RocketRankoon: [picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*
@lovemyboots111: How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects
@squirrel74wkgn: *knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. "Huh? What?" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]