@FallonTonight: Beware of the "party goblin"...
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@mashyboo: be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
@flashember: [after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT
@pizza_dragon: Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends.