@FallonTonight: Beware of the "party goblin"...
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@xmasape: If Michaels doesn't come strong with a "Hobby Lobby supports ISIS" campaign then they're just not ruthless enough to survive in Big Craft
@Phook75: I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger
@ChrisRGun: I don't hate people for their skin, creeds or heritage. I hate them based on how fond they are of Minions.