@FallonTonight: Beware of the "party goblin"...
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@iwearaonesie: *makes sure kids are asleep* *walks out to car* *slowly unwraps candy bar* *hears knock on window* *puts head down* *hands it to them*
@thejessbess: First date: *puts entire onion ring in mouth* If yo'lik et ven yo'shoulla puh a wring owh it.
@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.