@FallonTonight: Beware of the "party goblin"...
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@thejamietighe: Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus
@brunopieroni: I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.
@DaddyBeerGuy: My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say... To my wife!
@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.