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@norm: Biden: I'm gonna punch him.
Obama: Smile and wave, Joe.
@CrystalMoon214: About to go out and make some foreign dude's night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I'll be ordering.
@johncheese: I want to hire someone to wake me up each morning by bursting into my room and yelling, "Get dressed and grab your gun -- they found him."
@juliussharpe: I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job.
@ElgatoEsmio: Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom.
@bfrosty04: I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs.