@pleatedjeans: Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned
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@DaddyJew: Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.