@pleatedjeans: Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned
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@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
@riesypiecey: its embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasnt sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
@Just_Lee_: When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous.