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@RealLucasNeff: Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime.
Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas--
Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat.

Billionaire: I’d like to do something about crime.
Butler: Being poor, I’ve got some great ideas–
Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat.

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