@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.
@OtherDanOBrien: Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled
@Juan_Incognito: Netflix suggested I watch my kids.
@amazymay72x: Her: I've had gray hairs since I was 16.
Me: I got my grays after I got married.
Hubs: I CAN HEAR YOU!
Me: AND I LOVE MY GRAYS, HONEY!
@thatdutchperson: I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear.