@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.
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@ch000ch: call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call.
@ProdigyNelson: Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Her: *softly* holy shit
@heatherlou_: A "good parenting" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?
@ericsshadow: If she calls me lazy again, I swear I'll get off this couch and go take a nap in bed.