@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.
@Hadzilla: Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel
@jan_rtr: My kid is singing "Mac-n-cheese" to the tune of "Stand by Me."
You guys just tried it, didn't you?
@dirtyddixon: I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!
@goldengateblond: "We had unprotected sex. Give us a present." -- the subtext of every baby shower
@KrunkedRobot: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.